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Warning: This page is basically the novel of my career, edited in the midnight hours when I’m feeling sPiCy and the ADHD is peaking. Get ready for more information than you’ll ever need.
Resume highlights / What I'm up to:
Currently I am trying out in-house at Go To Foods as the Creative Director of Carvel Ice Cream. I oversee the ideation and execution of dynamic marketing campaigns that highlight Carvel’s seasonal offerings, signature flavors, and partnerships, to visual identity, blending classic elements with contemporary aesthetics to ensure the brand remains timeless yet relevant in a competitive market while ensuring that creative efforts align with business objectives, elevate the brand’s reputation, and contribute to measurable growth for Carvel.
My work philosophy:
I believe great creative comes from all departments, working together to create a well-oiled machine. I also believe that the best ideas never come from one brain. It's about creating the best work and that comes from the community pool, not the bathtub...even though both are definitely being peed in.
Other random things about me:
Over COVID, I started The Tiny Hands Club. It has taken over my life ever since and is one of the little joys I get in life. Literally.
I’m ordained in all 50 states and have 6 weddings, 3 baptisms and 1 funeral (RIP Daniel the Crab) under my belt. So, if you're in need of a baptism, marriage certificate, funeral speaker, church charter or any other jobs that require a higher power, hit me up!
I was raised in Harley-Davidson dealerships. This resulted in mechanics & gang members as babysitters and my summer job from 8th grade to Sophomore year of college. I definitely took advantage of my nepo baby status and threw some pretty epic parties after hours.
My college job during my undergrad at LSU was at a toy store (remember those?!). Here, I advanced my gift-giving & gift-wrapping skills to platinum-level status. I also learned that no matter how you wrap a 2-foot-tall T-rex, it's going to look like shit.
While living LA, I became a member of SAG & occasionally get the chance to do voiceover work, which is nice for everyone because I talk a lot, so no hard feelings if you blacked out & stopped reading this novel.
Thanks again for taking a gander at all my things! If you'd like to discuss any side projects or just want to be best friends & pick each other's noses, email me at peoplebezombies@gmail.com
This is my roommate & sidekick, Corduroy. We have been together since 2010 when I moved to Atlanta to start my studies at The Creative Circus. You'll find him most places you find me. He normally doesn't dress like this but for the right amount of veggie chips, he'll do just about anything. No pet policy at your place of work? Well that ain’t stoppin’ Cord cause he passed his service animal certification.
UPDATE: He Dead. Read more about it here.